What do you think? American Voices is one of my favorite columns in the onion. Back when I received a printed subscription, there used to be 6 Voices. We would guess who was going to be the Systems Analyst this week.
I only wish I kept my printed copy of Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over. One fan went so far as to hyperlink the prescient, albeit, tongue-in-cheek article with actual events.